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rogerwilkerson:

Practical Homes - Keyed to the Times
uglyrenaissancebabies:

Unknown Artist, Portrait of the Deceased Boy with Vanitas Symbols (Flemish, 17th c. [not Renaissance. Don’t really care.])

Soooooooooooo emo
uglyrenaissancebabies:

Gerard ter Borch, Portrait of Helena van der Schalcke as a Child

First, she will consume her Easter eggs. Then she will consume your soul. 
uglyrenaissancebabies:

William Holman Hunt, Triumph of the Innocents (detail)
More like Triumph of the Rock-Hard Abs, amirite?
And holy shit, loving Perm Christ. Maybe he was immaculately born with it — maybe it’s Maybelline. 
(submitted by Ellie)
uglyrenaissancebabies:

Unknown Dutch Painter, 15th century, Virgin with Angels
One: Wow, Mary apparently had an epic lobotomy.
Two: Everyone knows that gingers don’t have souls. This painting is such bullshit.
uglyrenaissancebabies:

Joachim Patinir, Überfahrt in die Unterwelt (detail)
Hemingway’s sequel to The Old Man & The Sea takes an unexpectedly kinky turn… 
uglyrenaissancebabies:

Giuliano Bugiardini, Scenes from the Story of Tobias (2)

Public intox isn’t cool, baby. Get your shit together. 

(submitted by artofjoe)
uglyrenaissancebabies:

Peter Paul Rubens, Bacchanal (detail)
Everyone remember, Rubenesque is just a nice sounding way to say that you’re seriously fucking obese. I mean, who knew that satyrs could have type 2 diabetes? 
imprecise:

Evening
awebmess:

Etienne Saint-Denis